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A good friend knows when to hold you back.
A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.
Amen.
A BEST FRIEND FOREVER WILL TAKE PICTURES OF YOU RIPPING INTO A BITCH.
(via baconsistah)
Posted on May 25, 2013 via Tick tock. That's the plot with 270,083 notes
Source: bolinss
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Posted on May 23, 2013 via 447am with 223 notes
Source: 447am
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Friend:What's your type?Me:Famous or fictional.
Posted on May 23, 2013 via Be Different with 81,618 notes
Source: sarcasticasfuck
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BONES APPAREL
Get ready for season 9 Bones with apparel in unique designs.
Where to get it: http://www.cafepress.com/cbspassion
Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz thought the ‘skull in words’ design “Awesome!” - SDCC 2012(via choebe)
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Period:WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.Period:How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?Period:How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.Period:Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.Period:Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?Period:Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.Period:For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.Period:Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.Period:You didn't like those brand new underwear right?Period:Yell at a puppy.
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HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETYI WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’
(via bubblewrapbaby)
Posted on May 22, 2013 via you can't afford me with 103,305 notes
Source: kerryswashington
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thegirlwiththeflowerinherhair:
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thingAn Imperial Affliction.
Posted on May 21, 2013 via i just want to see the stars with 58,277 notes
Source: districteverthorne
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The art of trolling…
Posted on May 21, 2013 via Circulo Vicioso with 92,722 notes
Source: 8errard
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I am sorry for only two things. These two things are, I am sorry that I have mistreated a few animals in my lifetime and I am sorry that I am unable to murder the whole damned human race.
Posted on May 20, 2013 via 1 Month with 77 notes
Source: zeppelynn
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Posted on May 19, 2013 via meet me halfway with 148,824 notes
Source: hakkei


















